Random Rants

[gaseousclay]

@Matty123:

My lord. Wash your hands after you piss. Especially if your at a restaurant. Especially if you’re sharing food and a pitcher of beer with your friends and family. I estimate tht 60% of men don’t wash their god damned hands after a piss. WTF is wrong with you? No one wants your  pissy dick hands anywhere near them. You know who you are. Do the right thing neanderthal.

Same goes for guys that piss all over the seat and leave skidmarks in the toilet. I've also encountered a weird thing where some guys leave some mystery ass residue on the seat that makes my skin crawl. Absolute slobs

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[Matty123]

^ nope. condition of the liberty “water closet” is no Doubt a result of decades of
Dick hands and other like Minded filthies. wash your digits.

[gaseousclay]

I've become ocd about handwashing. I always look at the bathroom door handle and wonder if the last person out washed up before leaving.

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[Matty123]

The answer is no they haven’t. 60% of the time any how. I walk to the bathroom door with a paper towel. I work at a Restaraunt And more than half of the guys who leave don’t wash.  OCD? Maybe. Want to label me? Ok. But I know I my hands are clean when I bring you you request a fork and knife for your pizza… which is a whole other discussion.

*Edited for accuracy and understanding

[AdamJ]

@Matty123 knife and fork for pizza? Perhaps I am uncivilised in always using my hands

[Matty123]

@Adam:

@Matty123 knife and fork for pizza? Perhaps I am uncivilised in always using my hands

this is a very popular and passionate discussion in the state of Connecticut. i live in the "pizza triangle"…. im fairly certain people have been stabbed, with said " knife and fork", while having this "discussion." to each his own i suppose....

[Dstauffer]

Anybody else always get a TSA crotch rub due to the substantial IH button fly?

[Jett129]

There's gotta be a joke there somewhere.

[neph93]

@Dstauffer:

Anybody else always get a TSA crotch rub due to the substantial IH button fly?

@Jett129:

There's gotta be a joke there somewhere.

Do they charge extra for that (or do you)?

[Omega Man]

And did he / she ask you "is that 21 oz.?" 

[neph93]

@Omega:

And did he / she ask you "is that 21 oz. Or are you just pleased to see me?" 

[Seul]

@Adam:

@Matty123 knife and fork for pizza? Perhaps I am uncivilised in always using my hands

Warm pizza: roller and fork… Cold: hands...

Hands: I wear latex gloves to prepare vegetarian food... Shouldn't be a surprise I keep my hands meticulously clean...

[Matty123]

^well done

[bryaneidins70]

Did the OS update on my MacBook last night and now its shagged. It decided to go back in time with an old screen saver and files, couldn't connect to the net or open anything. Tried a few resets but now it keeps trying to start but then crashes.

Off to an Apple 'Expert' next week.

[neph93]

Corrupt hard drive? Do you use Time Machine?

[gaseousclay]

don't know what the hell I ate yesterday but I contracted some funky stomach bug and woke up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain.

[Seul]

FLUSH YOU BASTARD!..

[manufc10]

Giles and H are the coolest 60 year old dudes I "know".  They have killer style and they both are doing what they want to do in life and getting paid to do it.  No I'm not ass kissing I'm just stating  a fact an opinion.

Salud!

[Shoreman]

We've got a random love thread–or something to that affect-- somewhere, don't we?

[Jett129]

@gaseousclay:

don't know what the hell I ate yesterday but I contracted some funky stomach bug and woke up in the middle of the night in excruciating pain.

Once told my doctor I was in excruciating pain,and he told me I had no right to use that word as I had never been shot.