Random Rants
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Yeh he doesn't look too pleased about it (tis very funny though). It's a perfectly shaped slice of bread to still allow his ears to peek over the top.
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I thought it was 'Shopped…
So what's with airplane food? If they want to kill you, couldn't they just crash the plane?
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And I hate how greasy/nasty I feel after a long plane ride. The worst…
I hate when dudes don't know how to trim their facial hair. Like when it stops right at their jaw of they shave it way too far down the cheek, not sure how they don't notice how ridiculous they look...
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Not a fan of this look^
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That makes 2…. I basically see this guys' face on them.
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Douche-a-roni
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Speaking of belt burns, an overexuberant lass gave be a nasty friction burn once removing my belt because the buckle was "uncomfortable."
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I do not. Not even sure if I have her real name
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Feckin sick of "bartenders" that don't know how to make drinks. That don't use jiggers, don't know how to stir or shake or garnish, think the extent of the job is to make vodka red bulls and pour beers, and can't even pour a pint of Guinness right.
Whatever happened to doing your best at your job? If you can't even make an old fashioned, just tell me so I can leave. Not trying to be your lab rat while you figure out how to do your job.
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I'm not sure why, but lately random people on the street feel the need to stop me and ask me if I'm hot in my jeans and how they "can't believe you're wearing pants in this weather!"…..maybe I should start asking them in return, why they forgot to put a shirt on and why they are still wearing pyjama pants out in public??? come on!!!!
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Package delayed till tomorrow and I'm leaving for all good music festival in the morning! Damn gotta wait till I get back!!
That's allright hippie if you do the fest right you won't know what you're wearing and if you REALLY do it right it will be nothing but mud!
